"It's a MultiVerse Product. Basically something with all the possible variants and features combinations possible, in all the possible universes. But don't worry, it's just a quick and easy design you'll be asked to do."
The full product but done in half the time and half the budget, hacking in “solutions” for all the difficult decisions only for the poor sap who has to maintain it with no documentation to deal with.
"It's a MultiVerse Product. Basically something with all the possible variants and features combinations possible, in all the possible universes. But don't worry, it's just a quick and easy design you'll be asked to do."
MVP? Oh, you mean 'Mostly Vapid Promises.
"Mediocre Vanilla Product"
May Vapourise Pets. Well, at least that's what the last one did.
Muppet Vengeance Party - the last designer made some interesting enemies.
More Vimto Parson - Yes, we drink vimto when we ship...
Minimal Viable Product - Which in English means quite literally "The very least we could do, you're welcome"
The full product but done in half the time and half the budget, hacking in “solutions” for all the difficult decisions only for the poor sap who has to maintain it with no documentation to deal with.
The joke is that everyone thinks it’s the way agile works